Jason somehow manages to command an army of researchers (including grads, postdocs & sometimes faculty), travel the US to oversee our many field projects, curate enormous amounts of data, keep our lab in running order, supervise most field research, and generally keep all members of the lab happy - all while staying sane. Despite his incredible ability to shoulder these tasks, he can rarely be reached or found because he consistently loses his phone. When not in the field, he is the best dressed member of our research group.